May 2012
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“I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...”
– Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture)
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How many dresses is it appropriate to buy online in one week? I hope the answer is five.
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I literally have nothing to do at work so I am going to watch Werner Herzog movies on Netflix for the next five hours. His voice comforts me.
fromshannon asked: Em.. can you please paint my nails? thanks, love shann
cosmo tip #249
expertcosmotips:
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
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“Time passes. The things that terrify you now will someday be part of your past....”
– Stevie Nicks (via rockonancientqueen)
right on and 100% relevant.
(via canwegohalfonababy)
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cosmo tip #243
expertcosmotips:
when you’re reaching climax, scream “whats hip-hop-a-happening to me!”
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flowersandabird replied to your photo: I’m kind of obsessed with my new septum piercing.
Didn’t it hurt like all hell? =D
Yes!!! SO MUCH! The couple minutes of pain were worth it, though!!
sweet-ritual replied to your photo: I’m kind of obsessed with my new septum piercing.
It suits you so well!!!
Thanks love <3
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geeeeeorgia:
hey lets watch big bang theory
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